Welcome to the website of 'gazuky' - comedy writer and podcaster.

On the right, you can see my latest topical one-liners composed for Twitter.com - a network of geeks well-rounded people across the world telling each other what they're doing (it usually involves computers!). Except for binge-drinking Britons, that is, for whom a typical message looks like this: 'fneurgh slshpy sloomhs fulk mi' which translated means 'Please help me - I'm either in a serial killer's basement or a police cell.'

Thanks for visiting the site, which is updated regularly.